"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh." - Al Swearingen
Thursday, August 29, 2002
Mark Twain, addressing some Bible-thumpers:
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need help?