Ungodly Politics

"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh." - Al Swearingen

Monday, May 03, 2004  

'Peace and freedom depend upon this election. Prosperity for the people depend upon this election,' Bush said while wrapping up a campaign stop with about 1,200 supporters in Niles, in the southwest corner of Michigan.

Translation, v.1: "So vote for Kerry, 'cause god knows I'm screwing this whole thing up badly."

Translation, v.2: "If you don't elect me, I'm going medieval on everybody. I will use all my influence and power to destroy you."

posted by lazarus | 17:20 | |
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